BOY SCOUTING:
Initially, this post was meant to be directed towards ‘too cute to boot’ clothing online, but it turns out viral shopping is the single most boring activity known to man. In lue of such a commonplace topic I’ve decided to dedicate this one towards an even more frequently discussed subject…boys.
Simply saying I’m a self-professed boy crazed girl is a cruel understatement. Sure, I rarely obtain the nerve to hold a conversation with those mouthwatering creatures, yet that doesn’t stop my head from spinning when I enter any public place occupied by the male species. Men of a high caliber can be difficult to find, hence the reason I’m taking the initiative to hand out covert information without compensation.
THE PLAYGROUND:
Get em while they’re fresh outta the womb! I can’t emphasize enough how many perks there are to this scouting ground. The young ones have yet to be jaded by life therefore fall in love like water droplets. You’ll be able sink your Lioness claws in deep with little effort, commanding their attention no arguments necessary. Most importantly they will be plentiful for the picking here, prime for those choosey girls.
THE GAY BAR:
Never underestimate the power of persuasion. Yes, they’ve made an obvious choice to steer clear of the taco but don’t let small details stand in the way of your mission; snag an attractive man. Gays are the epitome of first-class self-maintenance; therefore the chances of finding Mister Gorgeous are 100%. If they can be up to the physical standards of men themselves, then it’s a given they’re going to be flawless. Worst-case scenario you learn a few beauty tips with the small sacrifice of a broken ego. Don’t consider this endeavor as shallow, more so a task of growth encouraging obstacles.
THE NURSING HOME:
Time is of the essence. Have yourself a Notebook type love story, kisses in the rain and all. There isn’t much to say other than suck it up for the next few weeks and pray he likes you enough to throw you a bone in the end.
I would provide other scouting grounds but then I’d be shooting myself in the foot by giving away my many secrets of survival. Best of luck, don’t be shy!
Photography By: Danieyel Lowden
